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Annoying Demotivational Poster

DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)

BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...


TAGS: annoying right calendar cat bored
Rating: 4.2/5

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HabsGuy - January 30, 2013, 11:38 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:00 pm
Good lord, what if I had been lazy? Lol!

CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between this nap and the next one.

CHRISTMAS - The one time of the year when it's okay to be an obnoxious jerk and annoy the whole neighborhood


TAGS: more annoying than panhandlers
Rating: 4.08/5

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stormXIII - July 19, 2011, 8:54 pm
a few words for a great truth
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:50 am

Annoying comics -




TAGS: popup internet annoying bothering unnerving
Rating: 4.55/5

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Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 7:55 am
Nice .. 5 Live Jasmins



TAGS: kind of annoying
Rating: 3.26/5

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Askhole -

TAGS: advice annoying people opposite definition
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:44 pm
I basically chose a picture that could best be taken both ways. Glad everyone liked it :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:41 pm
I went with this picture because given the text, it could be taken either way; the man is being given the advice, or the woman.
tatespa - January 13, 2014, 12:20 pm
Commonly known as wife....
TheSanityInspector - January 12, 2014, 3:52 pm
How dare you call my wife such an rude name, sir!
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:11 pm
5L crotchety for putting a name to those few I personally know!
GaryO - January 12, 2014, 9:04 am
Silverheart - January 12, 2014, 8:29 am

F5cking brilliant. 5/f

Know-it-alls -

TAGS: know it all annoying people ***y kitten
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:57 am
so freaking true
lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 6:57 pm

5Loooove this!~

Dear God -

car alarms -

Dear TV Writers -

TAGS: repeat tv episode annoying
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2014, 7:51 pm
Yes, you're so right! I've seen that before, and it is so annoying.
pickleviper - September 4, 2014, 8:15 am
It's worst when shows do a flashback episode in the first season. I think we can remember that far back, thanks.
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:35 pm
The Cynic gets in the Last Word, again.


some people -

The Crotchety Old Cynic Strikes Again! -

TAGS: zuckerberg facebook annoying news
Rating: 4.78/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 8:06 am

Something Askew -

TAGS: cell phone talking interruptions annoying
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2014, 3:31 am

Reality TV -

TAGS: realty tv shows annoying popular
Rating: 4.57/5

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curlyrocks - September 30, 2014, 9:58 pm
I know the pain of going through the supermarket check out and seeing a magazine telling the "personal" details of some ones life like your supposed to know who they are or care, but the only way to end it is to jump out of the loop and ignore it.

Subtitles -

Finally -

TAGS: cell phone talking next in line please annoying
Rating: 4.33/5

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Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:27 pm
let's hope it's a trend
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:33 am
It's About Time .


Diane Wiest -

TAGS: voice sweet annoying
Rating: 4.25/5

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GaryO - March 9, 2014, 8:57 am
Oh HELLLLL, yeah.

Desperate Housewives -

That Overcrowded Feeling -

TAGS: b*** crowd annoying
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - May 23, 2016, 1:27 am
I believe we are looking at Mecca during the pilgrimage season.
EmilioDumphque - May 22, 2016, 3:17 am
Wow! Whoever the headliner is, he's got a lot of fans!

Constant clashing cymbal -

TAGS: reign tv shows annoying drama
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 31, 2014, 9:56 am
Akshly, I’ve never watched the movie, or series, or whatever the phook ‘Reign’ is. Howevah, I AM a sucker for smoldering eyes, and those are a smolderin’. Tssssss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 9:51 am
D*mn the medical field!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 9:48 am
The usual plain, black cloak; but instead of being bald, Cousin It would act as his hairpiece. Lol.
GaryO - October 31, 2014, 8:18 am
Cynic, that's just plain sick.....um.....what would he be wearing?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 3:04 am
What are your feelings regarding Fester Addams?
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 10:33 pm
What a coinkidink, in the old country, most of my lineage were professional Boil Suckers. Clinic in Holland has been in the family since ~1573. Antibiotics killed the business, though.
GaryO - October 30, 2014, 8:43 pm
I’m a sucker for pouting, especially festering. The more fester the better. Yessireebob. ‘Hey, baby, you look like you need that thing popped.’
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2014, 11:58 am
H*t chicks + drama? No, no, no. And no offense to anyone's personal preference, but she looks like every other pouting, festering young woman on every TV show / movie ever. "What I'm h*t? Oh, I had no idea. Does that make me h*tter? I don't believe you."
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 5:18 pm
So, we are doled out, loud, un-ending crescendos a lot of h** babes... Gary0, I do believe you discovered the reason they are so popular.
GaryO - October 29, 2014, 8:54 am
fap.....fap....fappity fap

He's Everywhere -

Clingers -

geriatrics -

TAGS: old people euthanasia annoying
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2014, 8:41 am
Well, Olds, sometimes ya just hafta take it. You know, rodeo seks. Arena announcer; ‘Ladies and gentlemen, next up at gate number 7 is Oldsod atop She who must be obeyed’....giddyup.
Oldsod - November 3, 2014, 8:48 pm
All I can say...getting old is better than not getting any.
Sho - November 3, 2014, 3:57 am
Guess I won't fully understand until I reach there myself. I just miss the carefree days
steve1961 - November 2, 2014, 9:11 pm
Growing older is better than growing deader...or something.
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 8:54 pm
The only sadness will be when he party ends and the guests leave. But...by then...I s’pose I’ll be the one leaving....and I s’pose I’ll be a bit anxious about it.
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 8:53 pm
Funny, when one is young one cannot wait to become a certain age. But when one is old, one wishes to remain, for....ever.
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 8:52 pm
Sho, in all seriousness, my only fret is, this age, this middle age, this age of self comfort, of self knowledge, is a bit fleeting. I guess I’m at the furthermost part of it.
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 8:50 pm
there’s a choice? (wouldn’t go back for nuthin’)
Sho - November 2, 2014, 7:19 pm
Hey growing old doesn't sound that bad right? 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 5:08 pm
Your an exception, Gary. It's good to keep a few old dogs . . . woof!
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 4:46 pm
Technically, 65 is recognized as the ‘geriatric’ age. I’m there. So far, so……
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 4:15 pm
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm almost there, and I support this message

Bated Chewing -